Memo to All Blogger

2008-03-27T21:36:00.001-07:00

1. In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from bloggers, it will be our policy to keep all bloggers well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

2. We are trying to give our bloggers more S.H.I.T. than any other blog. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the blog, please see our lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

3. Bloggers who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

4. Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

5. Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T already.

6. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING

(BI.G. S.H.I.T.)

Just Kidding: The Italian Who Went to New York

2008-03-24T09:25:00.000-07:00

One day Ima go to New York, to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma bitch

Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Drake restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, and knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everbody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better no sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man ana he call me sonna ma bitch. I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch...I go back to Italy!!!

Pernah diposting di yahoo-group Dexter-5 tanggal 22 Januari 2008

JokeSinan

Memo to All Blogger

Just Kidding: The Italian Who Went to New York