1. In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from bloggers, it will be our policy to keep all bloggers well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
2. We are trying to give our bloggers more S.H.I.T. than any other blog. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the blog, please see our lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
3. Bloggers who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
4. Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
5. Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T already.
6. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
(BI.G. S.H.I.T.)
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